FORM-HU-2024

Get Your Typoz Back!

SATISFACTION GRANTEED

Official De-Optimization Request

All fields are mandatory. Please use black ink only.

X Note: If this contains zero typos, you're in the right place.

SUBTLE DISTRACTED UNHINGED

Current Queue: 412 documents.

In a rush? Bribe Dave ($3) to skip the line ->

PROCESSING TIME: 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS (OR WHENEVER DAVE FINISHES HIS SANDWICH)

LATEST COMPLAINTS: 'I fired my intern for using this.' - Middle Manager   ///   'Why is the spacing so bad?' - Sarah J.   ///   'I paid $3 to make my email worse.' - Anon   ///   'This set the internet back 20 years.' - TechBlog   ///   'The typos are too realistic.' - Dave's Mom   ///  
LATEST COMPLAINTS: 'I fired my intern for using this.' - Middle Manager   ///   'Why is the spacing so bad?' - Sarah J.   ///   'I paid $3 to make my email worse.' - Anon   ///   'This set the internet back 20 years.' - TechBlog   ///   'The typos are too realistic.' - Dave's Mom   ///  

PAYMENT REJECTED

Dave has had 14 espressos. He can hear colors. Legal says we cannot accept more coffee money.

However, we will grant you PRIORITY STATUS if you warn others.